Tired of 'The Man' deciding what designs go on Cloud Identity Summit t-shirts?

Just realized that all of Paul Madsen's ideas are tired and cliche?

Always been strong at circular logic and hoping to apply that skill as a Venn stylist?

Or just hoping for an opportunity to insult Ping's Brian Campbell in a more-lasting medium than Twitter?

Now is your chance!!!

Submit your idea(s) for a CIS tshirt. Vote for other submissions. Cheat, lie & steal (based on last year's experience)

Winner will get a free pass to CIS and the undying respect of the identity community (or some small subset at least)

Suggested themes

- Identity of Things
- SPML's recent surge in adoption
- some lame Monty Python reference (note to @Nishantk)
- What happens in Monterey, stays in Monterey
- the death, illness or senility of some identity protocol

Rules

1) there is no Rule #1
2) profanity is absolutely forbidden (unless it's $%*&#@ funny)
3) entry with most votes wins
4) the organizers reserve right to go with one of last year's leftover designs if all submissions suck