"Waiter, waiter, there´s a fly in my soup. Don´t worry,sir. He won´t eat much.
by Nikol
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adel
Dominik Stárek
pavel lochman
What is skeleton doing in library?
He is learning frist aid!
by Dominik Stárek
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pavel lochman
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
Isabel and Nora
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Dominiik Stárek
At a psychiatric ward: “Doctor, what should we do with the new guy in room 6? He believes he’s a wolf.” - Doctor: “Whatever you do, don’t let his grandmother visit!”
by Asier & Arkaitz
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Q: Why is it so rare to see a cat doing online shopping? A: Because they prefer the cat-alogue.
by Ander
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Dominik Stárek
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. More jokes at: http://www.short-funny.com/#ixzz4XN1ct9dS
by Johana
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Ander
This is the joke that we like.
by Jaione and Irati
Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast.
Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking you...more
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We like this joke :Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years! wissen.
It has four legs and it can fly, what is it? - Two birds.
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It has four legs and it can fly, what is it? - Two birds .
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I am so but at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
by Ainara
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My boss told me to have a good day.....So I went home
by Leire
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Boy: Want to hear a joke ? Girl: Sure Boy: Knock Knock Girl: Who is there ? Boy: Marry Girl: Marry who ? Boy: Marry me ?
by Izaskun and Urtzi
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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Cl...more
by Hegoi, Urko and Aitzol
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The toothbrush: sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world !
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-Are you the new english teacher?
-Yes, I are
by Julen, Nahia and Aitziber
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-What said one wire to another wire?
-I don´t know.
-Pass me the electricity.
-Do you catch it?
-Yes, of course.
-Well drop it because it will shock you.
By Gorka and Xabi
by Ik
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The toothbruss: sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world !