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The best of Slovak Jokes...

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“A policeman asks a Slovak man: “Name?” - "Ján Matúš" "Sex?" - "Four times a week" "No, I mean male or female?" - "Male, female, sometimes camel."
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Pato, Michal Szabo, Luky and 17 more

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responds, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replies, “So she would love you.”
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Markos Pap
A customs officer asks a conductor: - Any alcohol, drugs, cigarettes? - No thanks, I have mine.
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Roli Fekete
Do you know what a blonde girl says, when you tell her, that she has a vacuum in her head? - Better than nothing.
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"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be yours forever!" "Sh*t... thanks for the warning.
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Two policemen stand on the top of the Eiffel tower. One of them says : - From here we can see the whole Paris. - - Crap, then where is the Eiffel Tower?
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What’s the difference between a blonde girl and a computer? You must enter information to the computer only once.
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A Slovak, A Hungarian and A Russian travel to Africa. In the middle of the desert their car breaks. As they are walking, they see a camel in oasis. The Slovak jumps on the first hump, The Hungarian on second hump and the sad Russian asks: “And where will I go ? The Slovak grabs the camel´s ta... more
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Joshua Brough

I love these jokes🍆💦😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mon, Jun 17, 2024

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vinda

booring

Fri, Nov 10, 2023

Joshua Brough

As a Slovakian man, I don’t find this boring vinda, if that is your real name, Slovakian has a rich cultural history that should not be made into a silly little joke for your enjoyment.

Mon, Jun 17, 2024

a Slovak

Exactly.

Sat, Aug 31, 2024

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Tyler tropic

What do you call Slovak with no hands?..........A BITCH

Wed, Apr 24, 2019

Joshua Brough

I am a Slovakian man and I don’t like this comment Tyler tropic, if that is your real name, I am not a BITCH and don’t appreciate being called one.

Mon, Jun 17, 2024

Muź

Sakra, však

Sun, Jul 21, 2024

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